It Goes Without Saying...

Without resorting to a bunch of overused cliche's, I still have to employ "one". Well, maybe two.

1. "You wouldn't believe me If I told you." (Especially after all the necessary lies I've exposed below...

2. "If I told ya; I'd have to kill ya." (I don't kill unnecessarily)


You know the difference between a lie and a fairy tale? A fairy tale starts out with "Once upon a time...." A lie starts out with "No shit man, this really happened."

Which would you prefer?