I'm Ill... Off Topic - Not A Title - To Be Deleted Soon

I'm currently suffering from a very rare ailment that appears every now and then, only this time it's lasted longer than ever before. Experts from all over the world have attempted to find a cure for it, and a cure "does" exist, but there seems to be a "hold" on the funding; it always comes down to money, which I have, just not enough to cover what it would cost to cure me.

I've been motoring along just fine, strolling down memory lane, drafting and editing future posts, making a little progress, then this morning it hit me full-force, no symptomatic hints, just a sudden, full-fledged attack, and then I crashed.

I realized I had "it" when I opened my homepage to read up on my friends. I stared at the links in my "Little Black Book" and my vision started to blur. The more it blurred - the more I squinted; the more I squinted - the more obvious it became. I'm sick - I have "it". There's a long, un-pronounceable name for "it", and it takes too long to explain, so I just say; lack-o-hockey, not to be confused with, and certainly not nearly as devastating as lack-o-n**kie. So... What triggered this malady, this affliction, this enervation, this impotency, uhhh... bad choice, this depraving, incapacitating beast?

The shape formed by my links somewhat resembles an upside-down... Stanley Cup!


(C'mon Grace, work with me here...)

Should I re-arrange the links? - Naaa, too much editing. Should I drop a couple of bloggers? - Naaa, Y'all are my homies. Sometimes you just gotta say W-T-F! I'm beating this thing! I'm gonna work through it!

So, this week-end I will take on the role of a Doctor, and I will self-medicate, cost what it may. I'll slip out out to Frisco and catch a Texas Tornados hockey game. Not a cure - just a treatment.

Ahhh... I feel better already! I should be able to post the next installment by late this evening... (First I have to wine & dine Ms. Falcon and take preventative measures against that "other" ailment...)